We started living in an old house
My ma gave birth and we were checking it out
It was a baby boy
So we bought him a toy
It was a ray gun
And it was 1981
We named him â??Babyâ??
He had toothache
He started crying
It sounded like an earthquake
It didnâ??t last long
Because I stopped it
I grabbed a rag doll
And stuck some little pins in it
Now weâ??re a family
And weâ??re alright now
We got money and a little place to fight now
We donâ??t know you
And we donâ??t owe you
But if I see us around
I got something else to show you

Well itâ??s easy when you donâ??t know better
You think itâ??s sleazy
Then put it in a short letter
We keep warm
But thereâ??s just something wrong when you
Just feel like youâ??re the hardest button to button

I had opinions
That didnâ??t matter
I had a brain
That felt like pancake batter
I got a backyard
With nothing in it
Except a stick
A dog
And a box with something in it

The hardest button to button
The hardest button to button
The hardest button to button
The hardest button to button
The hardest button to button
The hardest button to buttonâ??