I'm just an ordinary
Same old nothing new
I can tell you ordinary
Same old nothing things 
Say something funny
Or say something smart
Say something clever
I would but you know I can't 
I've got no intellectual inspiration way
Wish I had some entertaining things
That I could say 
Say something clever
Or say something smart
Say something funny
I would but you know I can't 
I would but you know I can't 
I'm just an ordinary
Same old nothing me
You know my eloquence is not quite
What it used to be 
Say something funny
Or say something smart
Say something clever
I would but you know I can't 
I would but you know I can't 
I would if I only could but you know I can't