Verse 1
Hey kate,
You and me should make a date,
To have a little loving in the back row,
Tell your mum you're gonna have a lot of fun,
But don't tell daddy that's a no-no.
Hope it won't offend,
But maybe you could bring a friend.
We could have more fun with three.
If she's up for some,
You could even bring your Mum,
She's kinda cute and she's got a thing for me.
All you ever think about is me, me, me.
And i can't understand it.
My ego's got so big lately,
Swear that you could see it standing on another planet.

Chorus
I would've thought you'd have noticed.
My ego's too big. Yeah I'm your host with the mostest,
My ego's too big. Don't tell me you haven't noticed,
My ego's too big. Hi, I'm your host with the mostest.

Verse 2
Hey teach,
Remember when you used to preach,
You're gonna have to stop that if you wanna do well.
Well, as a rule, I always had to act a fool,
But look at me now, shows you never can tell.
Now you're finally listening to me, me, me,
And that's not how you planned it.
My ego's got so big lately,
Swear that you could see it standing on another planet.

Chorus
I would've thought you'd have noticed.
My ego's too big. Yeah I'm your host with the mostest,
My ego's too big. Don't tell me you haven't noticed,
My ego's too big. Hi, I'm your host with the mostest.

Break
Maybe you think we're guilty of having rock-star attitudes,
Maybe you're just jealous , 'cause you've seen our faces in the news,
Maybe it's just that, you're out of practice,
Hell yeah! Taking it for granted.

Chorus
I would've thought you'd have noticed.
My ego's too big. Yeah I'm your host with the mostest,
My ego's too big. Don't tell me you haven't noticed,
My ego's too big. Hi, I'm your host with the mostest.

Verse 3
I spend most of the year, living out a suitcase,
The only sleep we're get, is when we're travelling to the next place.
Hell yeah, I miss my family,
But, I've got all my best friends right here around me.
And it's worth it for that one hour,
Get up on stage and feel that power,
Me and you have got this understanding,
Better clear the floor, my ego's coming in for the landing

Chorus
I would've thought you'd have noticed.
My ego's too big. Yeah I'm your host with the mostest,
My ego's too big. Don't tell me you haven't noticed,
My ego's too big. Hi, I'm your host with the mostest.
And my ego's too big.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
My ego's too big,
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
My ego's too big,
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
My ego's too big!